Oh, You Shouldn’t Have!
Hi Everyone!
So, today I thought that I would rate 10 of the different things customers at all of my different jobs have given me! Are you ready?
1. Flowers <3
Rating: 10/10
Oh, you shouldn’t have! Thank you :) Very pretty but I am not a good mother. Will forget to water. But will also do my best. They may not be here for a long time, but it will definitely be a good time.
2. Vase that they made themselves
Rating: 100/10
Oh my goodness, this is beautiful. You are so talented!!!!!!!! She saw me and told me to wait right there. Then she leaves. And I wait right there. Then she comes back. WITH THE VASE. “This is for you.” OMG. Most beautiful and only vase I own. It is now home to fake roses. I am a very good mother to fake roses. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU.
3. Expired coupon for hemp cereal
Rating: 4/10
It’s the thought that counts.
Note: Check the back in case someone left their number.
4. A link to their podcast
Rating: 8/10
You have a podcast, super cool! Respect for the self-promo, but deducting 2 points because it is not true-crime. I thought all podcasts were true-crime, but apparently this is not the case.
5. Their number
Rating: 1/10
Okay.
6. Chocolate bar
Rating: 9/10
Extremely nice gesture, so 9/10, but deducting one point because I HATED THIS. Like you know when something is just SO nice, that you absolutely hate it? Felt like a movie moment. She was looking at the chocolate bars, so I was just casually talking about how people had been buying them all day, you know, just like making conversation. I said that it had made me really want one, so I was probably going to buy one later. She picks one up and asks if I’ve tried it before. I said I haven’t. She’s about to leave, and I say “You have to let me know how it is!” as a casual end to our interaction. She looks at me, smiles, and says “No, you have to let me know how it is. It’s for you.” So then, naturally, I chased her out the door with it. She RAN AWAY from me. Whatever. You are a very nice person, and if you read this, the chocolate was very good, 10/10 chocolate. I appreciate you. Even though I HATED THIS. Thank you anyway. Even though I HATED IT.
7. Their trash
Rating: -10/10
Why? The trash can is literally right there :(
8. iPhone 4
Rating: 0/10
They expected me to give it back. RUDE.
Note: You might also be expected to put your number into their contacts, just a heads up.
9. $10 Chick-fil-A gift card
Rating: 10/10
Waffle fries here I come!
10. The invitation to meet their three dogs that you’ve been hearing about for SO LONG that are waiting in the car
Rating: 13/10
OMG. Three puppies means three extra points. AWWWWWW. They are SO CUTE. I feel like I’m meeting celebrities because I’ve only seen them in pictures. Now I get to meet them in real life??? WHAT?? So well-groomed. And so well-behaved. No matter what your mom says, we all pee on the floor sometimes. How am I supposed to go back to work now? UGH SO CUTE. Thank you so much for this, omg. I needed this.
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Okay, that’s all I’ve got for you today! Have a great weekend!
Until next time, Mahika
